Friday, August 24, 2012

Surgery :: Post 01


Okay, sports fans . . . here's the first post about my upcoming bilateral hip replacement surgery. It's scheduled for Tue, 11 Sep 2012. I went to an internist this morning for a pre-surgical check-up, and, providing my blood work (and other tests) don't come back with any abnormalities, I've been cleared for take-off, so to speak. (I could make a joke about the first step in surgery being a take-off - taking off your clothes, that is - but I'll hold off.)

The run-up to surgery has included two classes - one at the doctor's office regarding the procedure and another at the hospital about the orthopedic floor, physical therapy and the rest of the support network. I've also given two pints of my own blood (with a third donation coming next week) which will be held in reserve in case I need it during surgery. Finally, there's been the aforementioned doctor's visit. It's been busy.

I'm also trying to leave work in good shape, as I'm the sole support person for three areas.

I have certain exercises to do each day, too, stretches that I'll be doing post-surgery as well.

Eighteen days to go!


Monday, August 13, 2012

On Defining Our Existence


Everybody needs work to do . . . Work makes us real. Unless you have work to do and people who love you, you don't exist.

James Patrick Kelly in the short story Mr. Boy.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Londoners Love Their London


Londoners do not idealize, real Londoners do not idealize their city so much as celebrate it with sardonic wit.
Robert Bucholz, professor of History at Loyola University, Chicago and author, with Joseph P. Ward, of London a Social and Cultural History, 1550-1750

Thursday, August 2, 2012

What I Have Done and What I Have Left Undone . . .


The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
HARRIET BEECHER STOWE (1811–1896)
Writer

Life Will Love You Back


I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
ARTHUR RUBINSTEIN (1887–1982), Musician

Monday, July 9, 2012

Why Don't People Know This Phrase????


You Must Have Been Vaccinated with a Phonograph Needle

To me, this means that someone talks too much. (Another way of saying this is that someone is "too talky", interesting in itself.) Many people I've asked recently have never heard this phrase. Not people who don't know what a phonograph is - people my age. How 'bout you?

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Gravy - A Poem


For Sue, Lisa, Kerry and other who may want to read this, here's a poem I wrote for an English Composition class a few years ago. I forget the actual assignment.

For what it's worth, I had a fun time writing it too!

Gravy

Gravy eats time, when cooking don’t boil
or the pan will be black,
the gravy, like soil.

Gravy don’t dress, it’s brought to you nude
for putting on meat
or your wife (but that’s lewd).

Gravy dreams lightly, inside of your gut
and soon it adds pounds
to both sides of your butt.

Gravy is born of spices and juice
a sprinkling of parsnip
a carcass of moose.

Gravy loves meals, at lunch and at dinner;
the folks who don’t like it,
they seem to stay thinner.

Gravy hears footsteps, a rushing to places
and soon it is seen
on shirts, laps and faces.

Gravy kills hunger, a longing for food
the flesh of dead veggies,
dead critters (some moo’ed).

Gravy for Bison, Gravy for Snake
the mashed are the mountains
the Gravy, the lake.

Gravy for Otter, Gravy for Bear
Gravy at food fights
stays thick in your hair.

Gravy for Kitty, Gravy for Dog
Gravy for Wombat
and Weasel . . . Warthog!

Gravy for Elephant (I like it baked)
how many Gravies
does Heinz Ketchup make?

Gravy, I love it! Gravy, it’s great!
So please do forgive me
I’m off for my plate.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

On A Marriage . . .


The marriage looked conventional to the casual eye, like a sturdy wooden blanket chest, but in truth, it was more like an elaborate jewelry box filled with hidden drawers and priceless charms.
From The Real Wizard of Oz, a biography of L. Frank Baum (the author, in 1900, of The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz), by Rebecca Loncraine. Published in 2009 by Gotham Books, ISBN 978-1-592-40449-0 (hardcover).

Friday, February 10, 2012

On Language: Invention is Rife in Linguistic Behavior


"It's worth considering that standard English is a sort of invented language. It's not really the language that any particular person speaks. It's a sort of abstraction from that, with some rules added on about how you would do it if you were doing it at your best. It's not really a natural language for most English speakers. So, invention is rife in linguistic behavior."
Michael Adams, author of From Elvish to Klingon: Exploring Invented Languages to Milton Rosenberg on WGN radio

A podcast of the interview, and, indeed, many, many podcasts of the Extension 720 program hosted by Dr. Milton Rosenberg can be found here on the WGN Radio web site.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Ol' Give-and-Take


"A taker may sometimes eat better, but a giver sleeps better."
Danny Thomas, as quoted by Marlo Thomas

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Love . . .


They'd never been lovers, of course, not in the physical sense. But they'd been lovers as most of us manage. Loving through expressions and gestures and by the palm set softly upon the bruise at the necessary moment. Lovers by inclination rather than by lust. Lovers, that is, by love.
From Out of Oz , by Gregory Maguire


Sunday, January 15, 2012

My Nancy, circa 1979


And who wouldn't fall in love with her? (I still have the guiter, too!)


Friday, January 13, 2012

On Stuff . . .


No matter how much we consume, we never get closer to happiness; we only speed up the treadmill.
James A. Roberts, in Shiny Objects; Why We Spend Money We Don't Have In Search Of Happiness We Can't Buy, as quoted in Reader's Digest

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Do Unto Others . . .


It is one of the great secrets of life that those things which are most worth doing, we do for others.
Writer Lewis Carroll

Friday, December 16, 2011

Mark Twain - An Angry Young (?) Man


Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

Mark Twain, writing about the author Jane Austen
Quoted in "The Writer's Almanac" of 16 Dec 2011


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Presidential Address to Congress of December 8, 1941


Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian Islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. I regret to tell you that very many American lives have been lost. In addition American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.

Yesterday the Japanese Government also launched an attack against Malaya.

Last night Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.

Last night Japanese forces attacked Guam.

Last night Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.

Last night the Japanese attacked Wake Island.

And this morning the Japanese attacked Midway Island.

Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.

As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.

But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our armed forces—with the unbounding determination of our people—we will gain the inevitable triumph—so help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7th, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Failure Is Not An Option


I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.
Novelist George Eliot, a.k.a. Mary Anne Evans, a.k.a. Marian Lewes

Saturday, November 19, 2011

19 Nov 1863, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania


Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
President Abraham Lincoln



Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Up Sh*t Creek?


I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion. 

Sheldon to Penny in The Big Bang Theory, "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"

Monday, November 14, 2011

Hope


Hope has two beautiful daughters. Their names are anger and courage; anger at the way things are, and courage to see that they do not remain the way they are.

St. Augustine